Maxioms by Bob Hope
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
