Bud Abbott

But for twenty years as a professional team, Lou and I were closer than man and wife.

But for twenty years as a professional team, Lou and I were closer than man and wife.

Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.

Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.

They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!

They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?

You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?