Bud Abbott

It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch read more

It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?

Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.

Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

But for twenty years as a professional team, Lou and I were closer than man and wife.

But for twenty years as a professional team, Lou and I were closer than man and wife.

They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!

They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!