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Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.

Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.

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They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!

They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!

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They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around read more

They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.

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You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?

You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?

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Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.

Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.

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