Bud Abbott

That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.

That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.

They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around read more

They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch read more

It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?

Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.

Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.