Dave Attell

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? read more

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people ""the cops."" But you know, sometimes, read more

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people ""the cops."" But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, read more

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!