Maxioms by Dorothy Parker
I know that there are things that never have been funny, and never will be. And I know that ridicule read more
I know that there are things that never have been funny, and never will be. And I know that ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
Scratch a lover, and find a foe.
Scratch a lover, and find a foe.
It's not the tragedies that kill us, it's the messes.
It's not the tragedies that kill us, it's the messes.
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.
Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.
