Maxioms by Helen Rowland
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - read more
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story read more
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse
A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
