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Just once I would like to persuade the audience not to wear any article of blue denim. If only they read more

Just once I would like to persuade the audience not to wear any article of blue denim. If only they could see themselves in a pair of brown corduroys like mine instead of this awful, boring blue denim.

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We are encouraging locals to create mini- floats using red wagons or big wheel tricycles.

We are encouraging locals to create mini- floats using red wagons or big wheel tricycles.

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It's a good feeling that you've been part of the gentle and considerate repopulation of these rural areas, as well read more

It's a good feeling that you've been part of the gentle and considerate repopulation of these rural areas, as well as creating the employment opportunities for the local kids to leave school and get a proper job.

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If Jesus Christ came back today, He and I would get into our brown corduroys and go to the nearest read more

If Jesus Christ came back today, He and I would get into our brown corduroys and go to the nearest jean store and overturn the racks of blue denim.

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A lot of pop music is about stealing pocket money from children.

A lot of pop music is about stealing pocket money from children.

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