Maxioms by Jacob Atkinson
Nothing is certain when it comes to the ways of women, of that I'm sure.
Nothing is certain when it comes to the ways of women, of that I'm sure.
Honesty is supposedly the best policy, but if you can't say anything nice you shouldn't say anything at all. I'm read more
Honesty is supposedly the best policy, but if you can't say anything nice you shouldn't say anything at all. I'm confused.
He was kind of like the big bang theory, except instead of nothing building up and creating the universe fail read more
He was kind of like the big bang theory, except instead of nothing building up and creating the universe fail built up and exploded creating him.
Often a seeing a friend in pain outweighs our own pain
Often a seeing a friend in pain outweighs our own pain
Make yourself look stupid on occasion, because if you don't people will start to think you're smart. Then they'll start read more
Make yourself look stupid on occasion, because if you don't people will start to think you're smart. Then they'll start to expect things from you, and it all goes downhill from there.
