Maxioms Pet

X
  •   10  /  13  

    Make yourself look stupid on occasion, because if you don't people will start to think you're smart. Then they'll start to expect things from you, and it all goes downhill from there.

Share to:

You May Also Like   /   View all maxioms

  ( comments )
  15  /  27  

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work read more

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

by Gracie Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  6  /  12  

They shot the lights out.

They shot the lights out.

by Ellen Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  13  /  34  

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . . the other eight are unimportant.

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . . the other eight are unimportant.

by Herny Miller Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  6  /  16  

It was frustrating because I didn't know how he died. I felt it was a suspicious death, the way he read more

It was frustrating because I didn't know how he died. I felt it was a suspicious death, the way he fell down. The TV in his room was knocked off its stand.

by Marshall Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  23  /  24  

I think the statements by the Romanian and Polish authorities are crystal clear. All of those official declarations deny the read more

I think the statements by the Romanian and Polish authorities are crystal clear. All of those official declarations deny the existence of such possible prisons. We do not see any reason now to ask for further clarification at this point in time. Having said that, we will continue to monitor the situation.

by Friso Abbing Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  13  /  18  

He always hated that hed never be able to donate blood for someone else,

He always hated that hed never be able to donate blood for someone else,

by Angela Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  11  /  13  

I would like to have him back, but I am not optimistic. It could fall apart, but they are past read more

I would like to have him back, but I am not optimistic. It could fall apart, but they are past the money and now working on terms that are easier to resolve.

by Craig Angelos Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  8  /  15  

Americans continue to suffer from a notoriously short attention span. They get mad as hell with reasonable frequency, but quickly read more

Americans continue to suffer from a notoriously short attention span. They get mad as hell with reasonable frequency, but quickly return to their families and sitcoms. Meanwhile, the corporate lobbies stay right where they are, outlasting all the populist hysteria.

by Eric Alterman Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  12  /  14  

We knew it had to come to an end sooner or later. I was just always hoping it was later.

We knew it had to come to an end sooner or later. I was just always hoping it was later.

by David Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
Share to:
Maxioms Web Pet