Jacob Atkinson

He was kind of like the big bang theory, except instead of nothing building up and creating the universe fail read more

He was kind of like the big bang theory, except instead of nothing building up and creating the universe fail built up and exploded creating him.

It's weird that people get rewarded for being the millionth fan, or visitor, and the first one gets nothing. Thank read more

It's weird that people get rewarded for being the millionth fan, or visitor, and the first one gets nothing. Thank you for not appreciating my work before 999,999 people, here's a gift.

Is it just me or do we seem to ignore the intelligent people in politics and focus on the radical read more

Is it just me or do we seem to ignore the intelligent people in politics and focus on the radical idiots?

Don't use others as a crutch, for we must all go our own ways at one point or another, and read more

Don't use others as a crutch, for we must all go our own ways at one point or another, and when they go you will inevitably fall.

Understanding Religion is kind of like understanding a manual in German. I know it's important and I really need to read more

Understanding Religion is kind of like understanding a manual in German. I know it's important and I really need to figure it out, but it's just not happening!