Maxioms by Joan Rivers
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that read more
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
