Maxioms by Joan Rivers
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you read more
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that read more
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
