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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Babies are such a nice way to start people
Babies are such a nice way to start people
No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.
No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and read more
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for
Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.
Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.
It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
