I've run less risk driving my way across country than eating my way across it.

I've run less risk driving my way across country than eating my way across it.

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.

Despite everybody who has been born and has died, the world has just gone on. I mean, look at Napoleon read more

Despite everybody who has been born and has died, the world has just gone on. I mean, look at Napoleon --but we went right on. Look at Harpo Marx --the world went around, it didn't stop for a second. It's sad but true. John Kennedy, right?

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's
superiority to all that befalls him.

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's
superiority to all that befalls him.

After enlightenment, the laundry.

After enlightenment, the laundry.

A pint can't hold a quart -- if it holds a pint it is doing all that can be expected read more

A pint can't hold a quart -- if it holds a pint it is doing all that can be expected of it.

The darkest hour of a man's life is when he sits down to plan how to
get money without earning read more

The darkest hour of a man's life is when he sits down to plan how to
get money without earning it.

I don't eat junk foods and I don't think junk thoughts.

I don't eat junk foods and I don't think junk thoughts.

Behold the turtle: He only makes progress when he sticks
his neck out.

Behold the turtle: He only makes progress when he sticks
his neck out.