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Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not read more
Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.
Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.
The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan read more
The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting
Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.
Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.
A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that read more
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
