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My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that read more
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.
Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he read more
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
Babies are such a nice way to start people
Babies are such a nice way to start people
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.
Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.
No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.
No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and read more
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for
