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Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.
Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but read more
Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.
No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.
No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that read more
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and read more
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for
If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being read more
If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby "it."
A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he read more
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
