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Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not read more

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved.

by Mark Twain Found in: Babies Quotes,
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No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.

No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.

by Amy Leslie Found in: Babies Quotes,
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A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for read more

A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men

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My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he read more

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

by Stephen Wright Found in: Babies Quotes,
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The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan read more

The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting

by Mark Twain Found in: Babies Quotes,
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My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that read more

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

by Joan Rivers Found in: Babies Quotes,
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It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.

It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.

by Deepak Chopra Found in: Babies Quotes,
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

by Carol Burnett Found in: Babies Quotes, Body Quotes,
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Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last

by Charles Dickens Found in: Babies Quotes,
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