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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being read more
If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby "it."
Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.
Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last
Babies are such a nice way to start people
Babies are such a nice way to start people
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.
Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.
A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.
A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.