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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last
Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.
Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.
If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being read more
If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby "it."
Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not read more
Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved.
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.
Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and read more
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for
Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.
Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.
