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A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he read more
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time!
Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time!
When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing read more
When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that read more
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.
Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Ricky was "L" but he's home with the flu,Lizzie, our "O," had some homework to do,Mitchell, "E" prob'ly got lost read more
Ricky was "L" but he's home with the flu,Lizzie, our "O," had some homework to do,Mitchell, "E" prob'ly got lost on the way,So I'm all of the love that could make it today.
