Maxioms Pet

X
  •   19  /  25  

    A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for

Share to:

You May Also Like   /   View all maxioms

  ( comments )
  15  /  27  

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

by Jerry Seinfeld Found in: Babies Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  17  /  20  

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. To keep our faces toward change and behave like free spirits in read more

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. To keep our faces toward change and behave like free spirits in the presence of fate is strength undefeatable.

by Helen Keller Found in: Cute Quotes, Spirit Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  14  /  12  

No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.

No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.

by Amy Leslie Found in: Babies Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  37  /  48  

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last

by Charles Dickens Found in: Babies Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  11  /  14  

Love is a game in which one always cheats.

Love is a game in which one always cheats.

  ( comments )
  16  /  18  

Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.

Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.

by Ed Howe Found in: Babies Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  26  /  30  

Ricky was "L" but he's home with the flu,Lizzie, our "O," had some homework to do,Mitchell, "E" prob'ly got lost read more

Ricky was "L" but he's home with the flu,Lizzie, our "O," had some homework to do,Mitchell, "E" prob'ly got lost on the way,So I'm all of the love that could make it today.

by Shel Silverstein Found in: Cute Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  34  /  43  

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

by Carol Burnett Found in: Babies Quotes, Body Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  34  /  37  

Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and read more

Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering.

Maxioms Web Pet