Love is a game in which one always cheats.

Love is a game in which one always cheats.

A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Some love one, some love two. I love one, and that is you.

Some love one, some love two. I love one, and that is you.

Wish on everything. Pink cars are good, especially old ones. And stars of course, first stars and shooting stars. Planes read more

Wish on everything. Pink cars are good, especially old ones. And stars of course, first stars and shooting stars. Planes will do if they are the first light in the sky and look like stars. Wish in tunnels, holding your breath and lifting your feet off the ground. Birthday candles. Baby teeth.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but read more

Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.

A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.

A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he read more

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.

Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.