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    A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for

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Love is a game in which one always cheats.

Love is a game in which one always cheats.

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Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and read more

Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering.

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Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, read more

Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect-- But tell me the truth.

by Shel Silverstein Found in: Cute Quotes,
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Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.

Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.

by Ed Howe Found in: Babies Quotes,
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My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that read more

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

by Joan Rivers Found in: Babies Quotes,
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The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. I have no wealth to bestow read more

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. I have no wealth to bestow on him. If he knows that I am happy in loving him, he will want no other reward. Is not friendship divine in this?

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Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.

Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.

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Cute is when a person's personality shines through their looks. Like in the way they walk, every time you see read more

Cute is when a person's personality shines through their looks. Like in the way they walk, every time you see them you just want to run up and hug them.

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The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan read more

The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting

by Mark Twain Found in: Babies Quotes,
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