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    A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for

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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

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The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan read more

The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting

by Mark Twain Found in: Babies Quotes,
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Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but read more

Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.

by Louisa May Alcott Found in: Babies Quotes,
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The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. I have no wealth to bestow read more

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. I have no wealth to bestow on him. If he knows that I am happy in loving him, he will want no other reward. Is not friendship divine in this?

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Ricky was "L" but he's home with the flu,Lizzie, our "O," had some homework to do,Mitchell, "E" prob'ly got lost read more

Ricky was "L" but he's home with the flu,Lizzie, our "O," had some homework to do,Mitchell, "E" prob'ly got lost on the way,So I'm all of the love that could make it today.

by Shel Silverstein Found in: Cute Quotes,
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Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. To keep our faces toward change and behave like free spirits in read more

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. To keep our faces toward change and behave like free spirits in the presence of fate is strength undefeatable.

by Helen Keller Found in: Cute Quotes, Spirit Quotes,
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Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.

Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.

by Ambrose Bierce Found in: Babies Quotes,
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Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.

Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.

by Richard Bach Found in: Cute Quotes,
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Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.

Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.

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