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    A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for

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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

by Jerry Seinfeld Found in: Babies Quotes,
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It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like read more

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"

by Winnie The Pooh Found in: Cute Quotes,
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Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and read more

Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering.

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Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.

Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.

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Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not read more

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved.

by Mark Twain Found in: Babies Quotes,
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Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time!

Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time!

by Drew Barrymore Found in: Cute Quotes,
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The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan read more

The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting

by Mark Twain Found in: Babies Quotes,
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Wish on everything. Pink cars are good, especially old ones. And stars of course, first stars and shooting stars. Planes read more

Wish on everything. Pink cars are good, especially old ones. And stars of course, first stars and shooting stars. Planes will do if they are the first light in the sky and look like stars. Wish in tunnels, holding your breath and lifting your feet off the ground. Birthday candles. Baby teeth.

by Francesca Lia Block Found in: Cute Quotes,
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Cute is when a person's personality shines through their looks. Like in the way they walk, every time you see read more

Cute is when a person's personality shines through their looks. Like in the way they walk, every time you see them you just want to run up and hug them.

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