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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.
Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.
Babies are such a nice way to start people
Babies are such a nice way to start people
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that read more
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being read more
If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby "it."
No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.
No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.
It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
