Maxioms by Josh Billings
Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.
The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the expense of it.
The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the expense of it.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
There is gravity in wisdom, but no particular wisdom in gravity.
There is gravity in wisdom, but no particular wisdom in gravity.
