If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have read more

If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you.

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way.

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way.

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some
blundering fool may try to make a read more

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some
blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's
ear.

We join ourselves to no party that does not carry the American flag, and keep step to the music of read more

We join ourselves to no party that does not carry the American flag, and keep step to the music of the Union.

A dog wags its tail with its heart

A dog wags its tail with its heart

A leopard does not change his spots, or change his feeling that
spots are rather a credit.

A leopard does not change his spots, or change his feeling that
spots are rather a credit.

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My read more

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'

Animals are human just like us in a different shape and form so do not abuse them.

Animals are human just like us in a different shape and form so do not abuse them.

People who love only once in their lives are. . . shallow people. What they call their loyalty, and their read more

People who love only once in their lives are. . . shallow people. What they call their loyalty, and their fidelity, I call either the lethargy of custom or their lack of imagination.