Kin Hubbard

Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune.

Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune.

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.

It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.

If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.

If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.

There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.

There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.