Maxioms by Kin Hubbard
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?
Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?
An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.
An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
