Maxioms by Kin Hubbard
The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded.
The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded.
I haven't heard of anybody who want's to stop living on account of the cost.
I haven't heard of anybody who want's to stop living on account of the cost.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
