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I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

by Matt Groening Found in: Weapons Quotes,
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When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do read more

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

by Matt Groening Found in: Authority Quotes,
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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

by Matt Groening Found in: The simpsons Quotes,
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When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have read more

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

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Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

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