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Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

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When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do read more

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

by Matt Groening Found in: Authority Quotes,
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When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have read more

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

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I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

by Matt Groening Found in: Weapons Quotes,
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Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

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