When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

I married beneath me. All women do.

I married beneath me. All women do.

A small family is soon provided for.

A small family is soon provided for.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.

Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

We have not passed that subtle line between childhood and adulthood until we move from the passive voice to the read more

We have not passed that subtle line between childhood and adulthood until we move from the passive voice to the active voice -- that is, until we have stopped saying "It got lost," and say, "I lost it.".

I would rather start a family than finish one.

I would rather start a family than finish one.

Without a family, man, alone in the world, trembles with the cold.

Without a family, man, alone in the world, trembles with the cold.