Maxioms by Peter De Vries
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds--they mature slowly.
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds--they mature slowly.
There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you
There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you
Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.
Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.
The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another read more
The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.
Anyone informed that the universe is expanding and contracting in pulsations of eighty billion years has a right to ask, read more
Anyone informed that the universe is expanding and contracting in pulsations of eighty billion years has a right to ask, "What's in it for me?"
