Maxioms by Russell Baker
An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and read more
An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious - just dead wrong.
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those read more
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be read more
Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be taken in small doses.
Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.
Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.
Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.
Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.
