Maxioms by Russell Baker
The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.
The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.
Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.
Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.
An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and read more
An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious - just dead wrong.
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.
Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.
