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The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one moment I can worry as much read more

The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one moment I can worry as much as it would take others a whole year to achieve.

I doubt anyone will ever see -- anywhere -- a memorial to a pessimist.

I doubt anyone will ever see -- anywhere -- a memorial to a pessimist.

The future lies before you, like paths of pure white snow. Be careful how you tread it, for every step read more

The future lies before you, like paths of pure white snow. Be careful how you tread it, for every step will show.

First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary.

First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary.

The Galloping Gourmet isn't a zombie, just really really English.

The Galloping Gourmet isn't a zombie, just really really English.