Maxioms by Stephen Wright
I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for read more
I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.
I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes read more
I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a read more
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
