Will Rogers

All I know is what I read in the papers

All I know is what I read in the papers

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a read more

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when its through, if you are a crook or a martyr.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up read more

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.