Will Rogers

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody chance to get sore read more

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody chance to get sore at everybody else. Sometimes it takes two or three conferences to scare up a war, but generally one will do it.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?

Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put it in, and the politicians read more

Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put it in, and the politicians take it out.