Maxioms by Will Rogers
You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
All I know is what I read in the papers
All I know is what I read in the papers
Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion.
Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion.
