Maxioms by Zsa Zsa Gabor
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.
Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
