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I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had baseball knuckles and couldn't become read more

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had baseball knuckles and couldn't become a dentist...I got $2,100 a year when I started in the big league, and they get more money now. ...I chased the balls that Babe Ruth hit.

by Casey Stengel Found in: Thankfulness Quotes,
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We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.

We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.

by Casey Stengel Found in: Crisis Quotes,
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The trick is growing up without growing old.

The trick is growing up without growing old.

by Casey Stengel Found in: Age Quotes,
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night read more

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.

by Casey Stengel Found in: Sports:baseball Quotes,
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The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided.

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided.

by Casey Stengel Found in: Sports:baseball Quotes,
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