Craig Armstrong

It's all about being flexible, and avoiding choices whenever possible. Choices suck, they are inherently limiting.

It's all about being flexible, and avoiding choices whenever possible. Choices suck, they are inherently limiting.

Final thoughts are so, you know, final. Let's call them closing words.

Final thoughts are so, you know, final. Let's call them closing words.

Well, I decided earlier this year that I would run for president, and obviously I needed something to run on.

Well, I decided earlier this year that I would run for president, and obviously I needed something to run on.

If they happen to notice kids being crazy ... they go to the parents and tell them about the show, read more

If they happen to notice kids being crazy ... they go to the parents and tell them about the show, ... We've had a few families say, `Oh my God. Thank you for coming over. Yes, we need your help.'

Candidate Thomas is a sad, sad man, with only one desire: to reunite with his deceased ex-girlfriend.

Candidate Thomas is a sad, sad man, with only one desire: to reunite with his deceased ex-girlfriend.