Maxioms by P. J. O'rourke
No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the sources of our troubles, read more
No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the sources of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz read more
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.
You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.
Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.
Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.
