P. J. O'Rourke

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life; but only a fool trusts either of them.

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life; but only a fool trusts either of them.

Traffic is like a bad dog. It isn't important to look both ways when crossing the street. It's more important read more

Traffic is like a bad dog. It isn't important to look both ways when crossing the street. It's more important to not show fear.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. read more

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.

There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.