I drive a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I'm driving a BMW anymore. I couldn't stand that read more

I drive a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I'm driving a BMW anymore. I couldn't stand that BMW, ha ha ha! BMW make pure trouble!

I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes read more

I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.

The best, the most exquisite automobile is a walking stick; and one of the finest things in life is going read more

The best, the most exquisite automobile is a walking stick; and one of the finest things in life is going on a journey with it

If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million read more

If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside