If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million read more

If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside

The best, the most exquisite automobile is a walking stick; and one of the finest things in life is going read more

The best, the most exquisite automobile is a walking stick; and one of the finest things in life is going on a journey with it

I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes read more

I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz read more

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.