Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that read more

Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that, either.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that, either.

For God's sake, if you sin, take pleasure in it, and do it for the pleasure...

For God's sake, if you sin, take pleasure in it, and do it for the pleasure...

To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.

To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.

I have always hated that damn James Bond. I'd like to kill him.

I have always hated that damn James Bond. I'd like to kill him.

You cannot explain failure any more than you can argue with success.

You cannot explain failure any more than you can argue with success.

Anger begins with folly, and ends with repentance.

Anger begins with folly, and ends with repentance.

Rule #1: Don't sweat the small stuff. Rule #2: It's all small stuff.

Rule #1: Don't sweat the small stuff. Rule #2: It's all small stuff.

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.