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Death-the last voyage, the longest and the best.

Death-the last voyage, the longest and the best.

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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?.

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Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.

Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.

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Sleep... Oh! how I loathe those little slices of death...

Sleep... Oh! how I loathe those little slices of death...

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When I pastored a country church, a farmer didn't like the sermons I preached on hell. He said, "Preach about read more

When I pastored a country church, a farmer didn't like the sermons I preached on hell. He said, "Preach about the meek and lowly Jesus." I said, "That's where I got my information about hell.".

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When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs read more

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin.

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The idea is to die young as late as possible.

The idea is to die young as late as possible.

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In this world, man is a target of death, an easy prey to calamities, here every morsel and every draught read more

In this world, man is a target of death, an easy prey to calamities, here every morsel and every draught is liable to choke one, here one never receives a favour until he loses another instead, here every additional day in one's life is a day reduced from the total span of his existence, when death is the natural outcome of life, how can we expect immortality?

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A dead atheist is someone who is all dressed up with no place to go.

A dead atheist is someone who is all dressed up with no place to go.

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