Many a person who goes on a diet finds out in short order that they are poor losers

Many a person who goes on a diet finds out in short order that they are poor losers

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks