I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight