Let me be clear about this. I don't have a drug problem. I have a police problem.

Let me be clear about this. I don't have a drug problem. I have a police problem.

See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do, and if you don't believe drugs read more

See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do, and if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor: go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your cds and burn 'em. 'cause you know the musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years.... rrrrrrrrreal f**kin high on drugs.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

Today's students can put dope in their veins or hope in their brains. If they can conceive it and believe read more

Today's students can put dope in their veins or hope in their brains. If they can conceive it and believe it, they can achieve it. They must know it is not their aptitude but their attitude that will determine their altitude.

Drugs are a bet with your mind.

Drugs are a bet with your mind.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

I don't do drugs. I am drugs.

I don't do drugs. I am drugs.

I experimented with marijuana a time or two. And I didn't like
it, and I didn't inhale and never read more

I experimented with marijuana a time or two. And I didn't like
it, and I didn't inhale and never tried it again.

I am not addicted to nicotine. Why must I participate in your
drug addiction?

I am not addicted to nicotine. Why must I participate in your
drug addiction?