Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.

All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.

God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if read more

God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the read more

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.

Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at.

Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut read more

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.

Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.

Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.