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The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
Old age doth in sharp pains abound;
We are belabored by the gout,
Our blindness is a read more
Old age doth in sharp pains abound;
We are belabored by the gout,
Our blindness is a dark profound,
Our deafness each one laughs about.
Then reason's light with falling ray
Doth but a trembling flicker cast.
Honor to age, ye children pay!
Alas! my fifty years are past!
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
Comedy is tragedy - plus time
Comedy is tragedy - plus time
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives.
The world is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel.
The world is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel.
We participate in a tragedy; at a comedy we only look.
We participate in a tragedy; at a comedy we only look.
In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. -Josh Billings.
In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. -Josh Billings.
