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    Someone asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.

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When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

by Dean Martin Found in: Gambling Quotes,
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Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich -- something for nothing.

Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich -- something for nothing.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Gambling Quotes,
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The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong -- but that's the way to read more

The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong -- but that's the way to bet it.

by Damon Runyon Found in: Gambling Quotes,
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Gambling is a disease of barbarians superficially civilized.

Gambling is a disease of barbarians superficially civilized.

by Dean Inge Found in: Gambling Quotes,
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I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.

I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.

by Steve Allen Found in: Gambling Quotes,
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The best throw with the dice is to throw them away.

The best throw with the dice is to throw them away.

by Anonymous Found in: Gambling Quotes,
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Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.

Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Gambling Quotes,
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Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a read more

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a stupid bet because the rainbow was enough.

by Rita Mae Brown Found in: Gambling Quotes,
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In gambling the many must lose in order that the few may win

In gambling the many must lose in order that the few may win

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Gambling Quotes,
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